All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
I should start handing out wavers before I have sex with someone. 1. Do you have anything to do tomorrow? 2. Are you ok with sleeping 12 hours from exhaustion. 3. Are you ok with a limp?
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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