I look better un-naked...
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
Fixing to yell "you're too hot for her" at a Gerard butler look alike. There is absolutely no way this is going to end well...
If you happen to tell anybody my drunk story in the near future, please refrain from telling them about me shitting myself. People are getting the wrong idea and random people are messaging me on Facebook making fun of me for that
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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