i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
you got kicked out last night because right after you said "whats up?" to us, you downed your whole vodka ton and threw it across the bar.
My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
If I don't at least start a parade that spirals into drunken riots then I'm calling it a fail of a birthday
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.