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the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.

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(918): View more from Oklahoma

I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.

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(813): View more from Florida

i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it

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(310): View more from California

Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.

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(507): View more from Minnesota

We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.

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(630): View more from Illinois

wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people

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I would be honored to be that friend.

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(757): View more from Virginia

Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?

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(585): View more from New York

I couldn't have possibly been that bad

(716): View more from New York

You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...

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