doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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