You know the commpass Jack Sparrow has? The one that just points at whatever you want? Thas pretty much my moral compass.
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
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it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
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I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
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