susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
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the EMT asked how you broke your nose and you said, "you know, the usual wear and tear."
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
He jacked off on my pillow when he found out I left. It was like coming home and finding that your dog, with separation anxiety, had pooped in your shoes. I think I'm flattered...
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
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I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
Speaking of which.. there's underwear in my backseat and Arby's cheese sauce on my door handle. So much for my new Volvo bringing out my classy side.
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
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