Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
Dude.. She just busted into my house wearing a ski mask, a poncho, and thigh-high pink hooker boots and yelled, "THE CABS ARE HEEERRREEE!!"
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
Don't read too much into what I just sent. I love you, always have, but I'm drunk and sorry for the confusion.
Which part? The boyfriend or the sex?
Boyfriend. SEX IS ON!!!
Randomize
