Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
Buhtt sex?
Reach down the front of your pants and feel around for a while. When you find your balls, leave the library and meet me at the bar.
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
came home to a trail of roses from the door halfway up the stairs. but my nonsingle roommate lives downstairs. idk if they celebrated on the stairs or if some girl tried to woo me last night and i don't remember
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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