Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
I just tried to pick my 105-lb puppy up and accidentally fingered its asshole
There are some things we keep to ourselves Brian
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
I told my new friends about my possible new chin. They said I should get my nose done first. Please tell me I'm pretty or something.
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
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