Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
On the back of that comment, I've formed a theory that as a result of my brainwashing your drunk self actually believes that beards are your calling.
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
i ran into my coworkers when i was walking home last night. i was shirtless. i think i gave my shirt to Walter. he's a cat.
im still drunk. birthday week begins.
Mmhmmm. I have a list of drunk achievement that is almost as long as my list of stoned achievements
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
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