sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
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I probably should have cut it off when he started putting queso on my nipples, but within ten minutes I was a self-serve burrito bar.
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
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All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
I lost a bet last night, now I have to name the baby Fetty Wap, regardless of gender. Riley is going to kill me.
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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