dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
Because I'm a hot mess throwing up in the litter box
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
I just changed all my morning alarms to wake me up with different Jesse McCartney songs telling me I'm beautiful. Would you believe I'll be 25 this year?
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
This chick walked up to me in the bar and started making out with me, then grabbed my drink while I wasn't looking and walked off.
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
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