My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
whoa! who said he's my boyfriend?
Oops. Sorry. That guy you keep accidentally running into in public. And at home. And with your vagina.
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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