please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
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