names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
So that prostitue I banged at Steve's bachelor party just texted and invited me to a BBQ at her parents. Never again doubt the power of the cock piercing.
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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