that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
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She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
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I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
Why did I wake up with condoms on all my fingers?
Considering the girl you hooked up with, I'd be concerned about not having one on your penis.
Dude, you were so drunk you were hanging from the ceiling of my car pretending you were a sloth while we were on 81.
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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