And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
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she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
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he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
this is the second day the intern has gotten me coffee. he either wants to bang me or thinks I'm more important than I am.
either way he's in for disappointment
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
I feel awkward having to tell people “sorry you can’t finger me because I will get a UTI and I don’t have health insurance”
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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