before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
My autobiography is now tentatively titled "I'm Fucking the DJ, and Other Ways to Party for Cheap"
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
We broke up. And I told him he better give me my fucking star wars movies tomorrow. Priorities.
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
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