But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
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the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
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people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
You don't know being judged until its 7:30 in the morning and you're on 2 hours of sleep halfway between drunk and hungover wearing pajama pants at an international airport while saying how proud you are that you found the airport's bar immediately and how disappointed you are that it's closed
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
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