I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
You're finding a boat, I'm going to sleep with a guy that lives above a bar and has 24 hour access. We are really nailing this adulting thing
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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