She wouldn't stop telling me the story of the penis and how she got laid.
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
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I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
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Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
If I end up in the hospital remind me to order jimmy johns.
Why?
They deliver.
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
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