Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
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She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
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