hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
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you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
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The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher