Skipping work because i'm still too drunk from last night still. got home at midnight and passed out in front of my door for 2 hours bc i couldn't find my key
had to call my rooommate to let us in. Passed out in my dress and found the key on my hair tie-in my hair- just now.
hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
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That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
That awkward moment when the dude you blew on camera in college friend requests you on Facebook.
Who is this?!????
That awkward moment when you think you're texting a friend the above statement, but instead you text a stranger.
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
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Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
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