There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
the bouncer made me realize that puking in line does not get you in any faster
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Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
If I had a dollar for every time i woke up screaming for my pants i"d have enough money to buy all the beer I stole last night.
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
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Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.