I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
you wouldn't believe how quickly birth control dissolves in vodka
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so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
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I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.