i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
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mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
I'm sports announcer narrating myself making a sandwich. Your weed wins.
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My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
my poor anus
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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