he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
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I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
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When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
Showed up to the airport to find my fuck buddy is on the same flight. Do you think he'd be intertested in the mile high club?
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
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