I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
you were saying "i am the vodka queen!" and then in a different voice replying to yourself "all hail the vodka queen! you are so beautiful!"
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
Officially conquered sex on my couch with my dad asleep in the next room
I like how you say "conquered" as if that was your sole mission in life
Did you high five my face last night?
Yes. Yes I did.
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
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