did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
I forgot to ask you how long you're housesitting. By which I mean how many bones can I get in averaging 2.5 bones per day.
20.
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
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