you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
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What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
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I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
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