I think my fart just growled at me.
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
I just farted so loud someone came to check on me. Thought something fell in my office.
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
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