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• (508): View more from Massachusetts

  Last night was epic. Hooked up with Emma Watson, found twenty bucks, and then passed out on my floor.

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  No you didn't. You drank unbelievable amounts of 151, passed out in someone else's bathroom, and we carried you back to your floor. Nice dreams though.

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  I'm like connect-the-dots of drunk. Whiskey, bourbon, vodka, rum, gin. The hidden picture is me faceplanting.

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• (501): View more from Arkansas

  You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.

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• (765): View more from Indiana

  We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?

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• (937): View more from Ohio

  A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.

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• (269): View more from Michigan

  He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?

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• (213): View more from California

  putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had

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• (212): View more from New York

  No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie

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• (506): View more from New Brunswick

  Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.

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• (787): View more from Puerto Rico

  I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard

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• (502): View more from Kentucky

  like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?

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• (310): View more from California

  If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great

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