It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
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i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
My professor just gave us a margarita recipe.
Because, and I quote, he "wants to give us the tools to succeed in life."
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
NoShamevember. You game?
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Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.