Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
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That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
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Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
I need a priest, doctor, and therapist after this weekend.
You came walking in the backyard at 10am, in cowboy boots, a new shirt, and had no money,....we lost you for 15 hours....i think you just need a camera crew, or an assistant. IMPRESSED!
I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?