We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
The online application for Mcdonald's said I could do incredible things there. Today I threw out shit filled underwear in the women's restroom and escorted a very drunk/high 42 year old man outside after he ordered a 5 dollar foot long and a bloody mary.
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josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
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I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
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