Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
Trying to stay sober at a family function but hiccuping so fucking loud. "Have you been drinking?" I hit on my cousin so yeah. I have been drinking.
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
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