Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
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For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
I woke up naked dangling by my feet from the balcony over his foyer. He's officially my new favorite booty call.
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
I must have drunkenly masturbated really loud last night, cause my roommate and his wife wont look at me
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I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
The good news is I woke up fully clothed, on top of my covers, with a half eaten granola bar. So, breakfast was waiting for me and I’m already dressed and ready to go today.
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
Flight got cancelled. Stayed in the same hotel as the flight crew so now I can cross Sex with Pilot off the bucket list
He regularly flies into DC, so I’m going to sign him up for my Frequent Flyer program!
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