so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
On the bright side his mom approves of me. Though it's apparently because she sleeps with married men and has a soft spot for "fellow homewreckers"
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I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
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Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
When my parents ask, do you think "he was the cop I gave head to in order to get out of a speeding ticket" will suffice as to how we met?
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
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