I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
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Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
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I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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