You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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