Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
You're completely useless in the revolution.
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
Randomize
