When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
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She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
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Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
You're married and I'm going to make out with a stranger tonight. Isn't that weird? It's like a gap in the time space continium.
You're the reason why I want to be a better drunk
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
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