i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
The drive thru lady at McDonald's asked how I was and I responded by opening the car door and throwing up all over the drive thru lane. Happy Sunday.
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