I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
At the miami airport. Don't know if it's all the tequila I drank in cozumel or the 5 year olds french accent but I might puke.
drinking out of a sandbucket again
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
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