I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
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gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
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I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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