i spelled "betch" that way on purpose, don't question my abilities as a drunk texter
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
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