ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
I'm like the Mother Theresa of booty calls.
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
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