You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
I just had a random tinder dude give me a ride home from school because my car is dead. Tinder rules! It's like Uber, but with boys who want to impress you.
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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