Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
If I die tonight, wear a V neck to my funeral.
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
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i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
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So I met my girlfriends dad last night. Or should I say I re-met that mall cop that had to tackle me.
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
There is no way to say this. Dude, I peed your bed. No questions, no answers. My flight leaves in 30 minutes. Use my detergent. Also, THE VODKA IN THE FRIDGE IS YOURS.
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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