Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
I don't know if I'm more disturbed by the fact that you hooked up with a dude with one arm, or that "hook up with a dude with one arm" was on your bucket list.
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
yeah, I woke up with nacho cheese crusted all over my face and head...a lone jalapeno still stuck in my ear...you win this round drunk nachos....
The only good thing about 2020 is that the hot flight attendant neighbors are using my pool a lot. If i can keep them from wandering into my Zoom meeting with my boss I’m golden
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