the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
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I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
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My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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