the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
I couldn't find a water bottle, so I sent her to school with her juice in a flask. Who the hell let me become a parent?
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
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