After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
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I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
I'm sobbing to NWA
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Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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