And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
It was awkward being the only one at the wedding who knows that the bride and groom met when she gave him a lap dance at a strip club
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
That was the night I passed out and someone threw chicken at me. SORRY I wasn't available to cockblock you from that Hispanic dude.
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
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