How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
i wrote her a fucking poem. i better get laid for that
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
Everytime I come home this stoned I masturbate in the shower for that long, its like my lonely ritual. Accept me.
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