we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
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I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
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You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
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