More tranny stories later!
Just fell off a train. Bad.
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
Did you know that when you swallow it's like 60 calories!?
That's okay, it's all protein anyway.
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
I am going to tweet NASA until they put me into space
Those rocketship riding assholes need the common man
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
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