When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
This is a drunk text message. I am so glad that we are friends. Tomorrow we will eat sandwiches in miniature. We both love dogs. Flower.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
Highlight of the night: paying my cell phone bill at the bar... I need to get laid.
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
When a guy asks for your ig but you already know his blood type, social security number, & mother's maiden name.
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
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