never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
I'm off the liquor
You're forefathers are ashamed of you. They didn't struggle to make it to America so that you could become a soft dick
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
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